// GAMES
🎡
Rug Pull Roulette
the bogdanoffs control the wheel. he spun? dump it. test your fate against the puppet masters who have rugged civilizations.
LAUNCH
📈
Pump or Dump
bobo and mumu are fighting again. pick a side, fren. predict the next candle before bogdanoff calls the hotline.
LAUNCH
🎰
Wojak Slots
wagie wagie pull the lever. escape the grind or lose it all trying. every spin is a cope mechanism.
LAUNCH
$WOJAK:1,000
all games use fake $WOJAK tokens. no real money. just vibes.